From the hills of Tennessee, an angry folk repudiation of plastic and corporate holiday junk

Maybe our most adorable submission so far. It’s hard to be jolly out there, but staying home is feeling pretty good right about now

Anti Social club will make you want to do a sitting down couch dance, which is where it’s at right now. Why not decide that winter 2020 is groovier than your average winter?

From Berlin Germany comes the cure to our collective mild/acute international depression: Art! And something about a duck

Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas in my pants! With mildly terrifying vocal stylings and even more terrifying guitar licks, The Ointment Appointment will make you dread December even more than you already were

Written and recorded just for this contest: Enjoy it now before it’s being played in every department store every day in December. Fiona Apple has nothing on Cuteface. We especially love the Bake Off reference

Sabrina Spivey’s song is as happy/sad/miserable/hopeful as the season itself. A good one to play in your low moments this December

This holiday, ask yourself: Do you recall, there’s a flesh tube on top of the balls? Clown in the Middle invites us to forget whatever else we were doing this holiday, and instead take a big inventory of ridiculous body parts.

We’ve been waiting for a song like this! Our first country/drinking Christmas song. She didn’t mean to break every single dish!

Scott Thompson brings it to a whole other level with this disturbing and hilarious tune that you are hereby forbidden to play for your kids. His Satan is the funniest thing I have heard in all of 2020

Inspired by what Abby from Day & Dream refers to as the “sad/happy” music from the Peanuts Christmas special, with the addition of the Day & Dream haunting/beautiful spin

Beautiful wintery music. It reminds one of when you wake up in the middle of the night for no reason and go outside and remember about the stars.

Metal! But not the satan kind, the hair kind. With cool kinds of talking and incomprehensibly inspiring holiday references. Rock on, Tin Roof Echo!

This song is so for real it sounds like it’s from JC Penny Presents the Greatest Stars of Christmas, and that is the ultimate compliment from this reviewer