John has a looooooong neck. Cinnamon identifies a Glock in real life. We discuss sensitive artists, whether looking like a Victoria’s Secret model will be good or bad for your career, and offer a new segment about how to find joy in marketing. And of course our music is excellent:

• The 1895 with Intro/The Drifter
• Elliott Kage Jones (Schoolboy Cubemaster) with Dysphoria
• Scum Shots with Daydrinking/Beerpressure
• Frankiie with Dream Reader
• Your Idiot Brother with Hoochie Coochie

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song. (Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)