John is anxious about doing the Teletubbies wrong. Also, why pirates were the first punk rockers, Jack Kerouac and Neal Cassaday, men in hairspray, the social significance of doing shots, and why girl rockers should wear huge sweatsuits on stage. We also have excellent music:

• The Girls with Our Generation
• Howlin Rain with In the Evening
• The Styrofoam Turtles with Liars
• Gringo Star with Watchdog
• Joey Sweeney and the Neon Grease with Baptized in Vibe
• Menace Beach with Suck it Out

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, and thank you to Kim Frye and Joshua Marc Levy of The Asheville Rock Collective for the excellent interview.