In this episode John becomes a songwriter for the stars, gets peeping-tom’ed, uses the word ‘fuck’ a record-breaking nine times in one sentence, and is the most-fifth-excited he’s ever been in his life. Cinnamon makes a rock & roll mad-lib. Ed Madill of Wyla reveals that he chooses his band members based on how they smell. We also have excellent music:

• X-ray Vision with Beat Girl
• The Cannonball Jars with Still Time (Ben’s Demo)
• Wyla with Elevator Went
• White Denim with Magazin
• Milk Dick with Renaissance Faire
• Jenny Don’t and the Spurs with Rattlesnakes and Dogs