September 21, 2019: Holy Crap Records launches as a boutique label. We specialize in unique voices within the genres of garage rock, punk rock, surf rock, new wave, blues, and country. We believe in the art form of “song” and enjoy artists who understand pop structure, melody, and hooks. The label will only be releasing singles.

Band B: The Styrofoam Turtles

We’re super excited to release “Pipe” by The Styrofoam Turtles.

The Styrofoam Turtles have grown their musical reputation through constant touring and rocking the Asheville underground music scene as an explosive live show with great catchy garage grunge punk songs. Their latest release “Pipe” moves their sound significantly forward. “Pipe” is bratty soulful or soulfully bratty, and the vocals have grown from snarls and sneers to the uncovering of a pure heart. They’ve slowed down their punk destruction without forgetting the influences they wear on their sleeve: Nirvana, Pixies and the Violent Femmes.

Band A: The Egg Eaters

We’re super excited to release “C&D” by The Egg Eaters.

The Egg Eaters sound has evolved from raw garage punk to that indie new wave sound of bands like Blondie, Talking Heads, and B-52s. These songs are catchy earworms in your brain. “C&D” is the perfect blending of garage rock and new wave, with abstract lyrics about living a larger life than was written in your fate. Egg Eaters have been played on KPSU, WNCW, Belter Radio, and their latest EP “You’re a Bad Choice Baby” was release by Kafadan Kontak Records.